my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

(via emir-dynamite)

  • me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
  • me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

(via jokerisms)


"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.

(via lettucenot)


when your friend makes a thirsty comment


(via fin--paaz--kulaas)


kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via fin--paaz--kulaas)

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for. — Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First  (via lunarveins)

(via lostinthehereandnow)

♛ 500 episode challenge ♛
↳ 121. agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. - 1.05 girl in the flower dress

(via perpetuallyfive)

You told me the name you chose was a promise. What was the promise?

(via pondarling)

this is how I see their entire relationship

(via chiefestofcalamities)

(via jokerisms)


Olenna Redwyne appreciation post

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