shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

(via emir-dynamite)

  • me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
  • me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

(via jokerisms)

face-down-asgard-up:

"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.

(via lettucenot)

lifeinflames:

when your friend makes a thirsty comment

image

(via fin--paaz--kulaas)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via fin--paaz--kulaas)

The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for. — Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First  (via lunarveins)

(via lostinthehereandnow)

♛ 500 episode challenge ♛
↳ 121. agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. - 1.05 girl in the flower dress

(via perpetuallyfive)

You told me the name you chose was a promise. What was the promise?

(via pondarling)

this is how I see their entire relationship

(via chiefestofcalamities)

(via jokerisms)

jtalley1138:

Olenna Redwyne appreciation post

(via virginiagentlenerd)